Yeah, those first six months can be pure hell with some dogs. Your rules (and the breaking of them) made me laugh because during the peak “this puppy is trying to drive me crazy” period I told my husband that under no circumstances were we ever getting another puppy, only full grown dogs from now on. So, I guess we’ll…

I despise negligent dog owners. I almost gave myself a nervous breakdown (and I’m not exaggerating) seven years ago when my dog was a puppy who seemed intent on eating/chewing/getting trapped under/falling off of things that would kill him. For about six months my life was about removing danger from his path. Then, it…

I was going to say this, too. 

I have a deep feeling in my heart that I need to kick him (and all other rabid prolifers) in the head until they lose consciousness. Does that mean I get to do it? 

I’m more interested in whether or not UCDavis’s vet school has spayed/neutered these cats than I am in their diet. 

Thor and Loki are aliens, and I would definitely bang either of them. Jeff Bridges in Starman?? Would bang. Jeff Goldblum has been an alien in a couple of movies and, frankly, may be an actual alien - would bang. Basically, I need an alien who is hot and humanoid or can shapeshift into a hot humanoid. 

Love love love me some Topo Chico. It’s the absolute best fizzy water. And if I want some with some flavor the ones from Trader Joe’s are pretty good. 

Everything thing about this story is peak America 2019. And when he refers to himself as a “man of faith” it’s just *chef’s kiss*. 

Yes, any time I see someone reply something horrible to someone else I just go ahead and block. Like you say, sooner or later they’ll find me, too.

Not reading comments is always a good idea. Sometimes, though, I read comments on Twitter that I know will enrage me just so I can find lots of deplorables to preemptively block. I don’t want any of them to ever even accidentally see anything I tweet.

If the last two and a half years was a manuscript for a book or movie, it’d be tossed in the trash for being so ridiculously implausible. No administration could possibly be so corrupt, brazen, and needlessly terrible. And yet, here we are.

This type of thing is exactly what sprang to mind when the idea of a “sex strike” was floated right after the Georgia bill passed. I think in America we still think of spousal abuse as more common among the poor. The stereotype of drunken “white trash” beating up his woman in a trailer park. However, having grown up…

Unsurprising. The good old boy club is still in full control in Mississippi. I’m from Tennessee though, so I can’t really say much. Our legislature isn’t really any better. In fact, in some ways it is worse. 

Maybe I'm a sucker, but I am fine with all of this. Is it staged? Sure. But it seems pretty harmless. And those kids are darn cute.

I thought the same. It is very funny to picture the Queen screaming. I can’t image any one with two brain cells to rub together believing it for even a second. 

That would be good! 

I know what you mean. I remember during the Ebola scare when candidate BoneSpur was calling for a ban travel from Africa, there were parts of America that were closer to the outbreak countries than other parts of Africa given the continents massive size.

And they probably watch that show “God Friended Me” which has a black lead which is practically the same thing as having a black friend. 

I’m withholding official judgement of that until it airs, but yeah probably.

I, too, find it impossible to believe that the Queen “screamed” at Meghan or anyone else in the last 50 years. I don’t believe there’s much drama there at all, and if there were it would be a cold, icy stare and extremely uncomfortable silence type of drama, not a screaming type of drama. Archie is the Queen’s eighth…