Everyone involved in this commercial is stupid. They could’ve marketed a bunch of their products while not using the tired “men like big tv” trope:

I don’t see how this isn’t realistic? In high school, I was having some difficulty with my French class, so my parents bought me an apartment in Paris. I mean, this is a thing that parents do.

Ummm sounds like someone needs to up their volcano game

Long labia haver here. I have never not once felt uncomfortable with my crotchal area in yoga pants. Literally everyone in my yoga class is packing a spandex burger. Doesn't matter.

His whole oversized noggin is troubling; it seems insufficiently supported, to begin with. His patchy beard is the least of his melon’s problems. I’m going to do it. Fuck it, I’m calling for a whole new cabeza on this one.

Yeah, shes a rude bitch sometimes.

My GF says Thank You after sex.

+1 for using Kinja as intended.

Hooray them no longer being together at least!

But I love Kate Winslet! Yet sometimes I just have no idea what the hell she’s doing in certain films. Like, girl...gurl...grrrl just say no

Is it possible the MTA was just trying to prevent them from running such a stupid ad?

Yes...Frightened Turtle Syndrome. Flares up around Republicans.

Chad Radwell is consistently hilarious.

I drive a Nissan Altima

Despite what Eminem told me a long time back, I would be perfectly happy forgetting about Dre.

*reads headline*

Especially Laaabsta.

Jill will be working on top of Chris...? :P

Also, velociraptors.

My choice: