Trump is always in orange.

ewwwwwwwwww.!

why would you condemn this poor fucker to having to work with this kid? that’s asinine.

Nice try Kraggle!

This is somewhat random, but I kept thinking about this exact thing watching the new CA:CW movie.

There’s always drama in the banana stand.

And scooped it.

I wonder how many readers just became burdened by the knowledge that this is their kink. Like, every time I read this sort of thing I kind of worry that something will click and all I will be able to say is, “Aw, crap, I guess this is my thing now.”

Now we’re going to fight over which fire hydrants trans dogs can use. God DAMMIT.

I mean, ‘emotionally stunted’ is an unkind way to describe who you are. You just manage your emotions differently. But yeah,

My dude has progressed from “my day was crappy” and sulking off to “my day was crappy because here is one sentence saying what happened” and sulking off. Baby steps?

Ugh. I went through that too. I finally had a breaking point where I said something unkind, accurate but unkind, in public. “ We have 2,000 dollars in the bank right now. Your sneakers have holes in the soles. Do you think that maybe you don’t “feel comfortable” buying these $60 dollar sneakers bc you grew up poor and…

I like how you typed out “Serious Talk”
I’m desperately trying to get the husband to have more Serious Talks with me, or hell... with anyone. The more he bottles his crap up the more I feel like I can’t bring up my own crap and now I’m on the path to wondering if I settled or if this is what it’s like for everyone.

And…

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The promotion was applied at checkout, then I entered the code and got double $13.35 off:

My guess is this is the explanation for a fair amount of L.A. traffic. The 405 for instance is full of jerk offs.

I was born in Oakland and that line never sat well with me...cuz’ I’m fucking adorable.

My toilet and tub are also next to each other.

My toilet and tub are also next to each other.

I am 30 years old and if I want to spend my money on video games, toys, and chef boyardee, then I fucking can because I am an adult and ya’ll can get bent, this is America, I do what I want.

hey man, some of us are grown women.