Me too! Lets go on a pizza run!

He has AIDS or HIV

I was actually rooting for Ultron in Avengers 2.

Thank you!

*Rereads article, realizes he got too excited when he posted.*

Not if I keep my stare at my eye level or above

That burrito part made me laugh!! Thank you for that!

Let’s be honest. He did it to get laid. What a horrible person this guy is, amirite??

Mind if I ask a question? What kind of message would you like to receive that would start a conversation? I never know what to god damn write so I feel like I always sound dumb.

I got a pack of 12 from Walmart yesterday for $3. I would still like to try this at least once.

I don’t know why I’ve always preferred giving women oral then receiving a blowjob. I fucking LOVE when they grab my hair & go crazy when I’m doing the business. Why do guys hate it?? It’s amazing!

I read the title as:

I felt like it was a way to justify it after the fact. Seems like communication saved the marriage, sucks that it took cheating to get there. Sounds like “We wouldn’t even be awesome right now if I hadn’t cheated!!”

I’m sorry, fuck that ultimatum by the cheater, especially if they got caught.

BACK SPINSTER, BACK! Back to your cave! Back to your cats & knitting!

That’s a good idea

I never understood that. In middle school I heard a classmate ask another if she had seen Ray & Diary Of A Mad Black Woman, she said she hadn’t & the other girl told her she wasn’t really black. I had seen them both, did that make me black?? I’m mexican. I’m constantly told I’m not mexican, or I’m a mexican’t. Shit…

Strange, your GF doesn’t say thanks to me.