It starts with the american flag tattooed, then a McDonald’s logo, Nike, Under Amour etc. etc. One big ass billboard baby!

I feel the same way, when I watch a movie that he’s in I always fell like I can see him acting, not actually being the character. In Don Jon it was pretty bad.

When its really greasy I just hold it by the crust & let the grease drip off. It’s crazy how much grease will come off sometimes!

I’ve returned some laptops & phones, close enough?

I know, the nerd in me was like: ....but...no.....

This is why they must be stopped & not allowed to marry & reproduce!!! They are beyond logic & reason n stuff!!! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!

Meat lovers

Don’t ever cheat, or you’ll be seeing the business end of that banana slicer.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I get why that second writer is worried, but that shit happens. People definitely have a type. I didn’t realize until it was pointed out to me. The girls I’ve dated or had a crush on looked like they could have all been related or twins, I didn’t even notice it. Some types just attract you I guess.

Like some of us haven’t taken shitty jobs for shitty pay, taking a role in Twilight isn’t bad at all. If they offered me $30 an hour for movies I’d fucking take it, I don’t give a fuck what the movie is about. I’m playing a what? ...A pedophile?... Sweet! Anyway, direct deposit the check to.......

Allison Williams?

Is this the mother cell?!?!

Is this the mother cell?!?!

I watched it for a bit, seems like they just went for the cheap air-head jokes. Everyone was just being a white girl.

I went from Nebraska to California solo via bus, worst experience of my life.

I’m 25 & people ask me why I still read comics, my response is always: Because life is relatively fucking boring.

I know what you mean, I worked this job that paid well for a few years & I hated it so much. I wanted to quit & work at fucking McDonald’s. Now I don’t think about money as much as I do my happiness.

I think it could.

goodguydoingthewrongthing

I always use that line from Hot Fuzz when someone asks me for my birthday.