I want to be on the street & see two people stop & stare at each other, reach for their phones like gunslingers to begin the battle. I’ll yell out: FIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!

I remember some company did a test with step counters made for fitness & the pokewalker was super high on the list for accuracy.

I always thought Nolan was an awesome guy. He’s definitely one of the people I would love to meet some day. Nolan <3

This guy I used to work with would tell me how gross it was that I ate red meat & it would kill. He would smoke cigarettes while he told me this. I told him to stop smoking near my face or I would spit red meat at him. He never told me shit again.

I kind of get it, I was on a date with a lady & she straight up from the beginning insisted on going halfsies, ok cool I don’t mind that, I thought it was pretty awesome that she was equal from the start. Then I heard later she was telling everyone how I was cheap because I let her pay half, that yes she insisted but…

Right??

You are fucking glorious

Came up when I googled.

& his moose buddy

Same thing happened to me. I swear to god her gas would raise the temperature of the room a few degrees & raise the humidity. You know how they say if you lose a sense the others will elevate to compensate? I would plug my nose trying not to smell it & I could practically SEE it hahaha. Fuck that though, I told her…

I’d take friend & have them watch the whole time, if it seems like something is going wrong they should say something.

Made me think of this

And that cat probably wasn’t even supposed to be on the couch.

Made me think of any other possible variations haha.

#noloveforallbitches

Definitely hot

I’m loving the jazz hands!

Was I the only one that was disappointed with Stephen Amell’s fight? I love the shit out of the guy but with all that crazy training he does for Arrow & I assumed he has some experience with choreographed fights, I thought it would be way better.

I’m only sarcastic with people I like or I think are relaxed & don’t take themselves too seriously.

My cat is afraid to bathe alone, I usually have to jump in the tub with him & then he’s calm & happy. My dog is scared shitless of bathes, it’s hilarious.