I was at one of the theaters recently that had searches, they had the teenage usher search people while the armed guard just stood behind him (not even looking over his shoulder).

“remember how her titties bounced as you fucked her?”

I thought the beads went in through the other end.

I fucking hate this. My older sister always has birthday weekends or birthday week, I don’t get why people make such a big deal of birthdays. She has to point out that I’m being an asshole to everyone because I don’t want to drink at 2am.

Is there a way to uninstall defender yet??

What’s going on in this gif? What happened?

I’m loving this logo!!

Everything is fucking

I wasn’t a huge Garfield fan growing up but I grew up with pot-bellied Sonic. He’s pretty much why I thought chili dogs were awesome, I always assumed (when I was a kid) Sonic ran because he knew he had to exercise if he was going to eat so many chili dogs, so that’s why I ran too.

What do you mean? Doesn’t everybody have jiu jitsu, mma, karate, knife skills, samurai training & muay thai skills? Or is it just me? This show is pretty realistic.

I got something just like that with Ninja Turtles on it, yeah I’m a grown man, I don’t give a fuck.

It was really boring at first, like 5 (I think) episodes in, it gets good. It’s still not amazing but it’s promising. It could be a great show if the characters got with the program quicker, they keep saying someone’s wrong or so & so can’t possibly be, then it happens or whatever then when they deal with it it’s a…

Isn’t S Club 7 from the UK?

I don’t mind

But dat chicken is da bomb!!

You sure? When a pokemon is defeated the card will blow the fuck up.

I’ve got Michael Bay on the line!! We gonna see some explosions!!

My family always asked me to assemble everything, I’m like “Do you have eyes? You don’t even need to read anymore, the pictures themselves are pretty clear”. The tools you need are pretty simple as well, people act like they need a god damn workshop.

I got thought, I just thought he was great.