I wasn’t a fan of the movie, but that character made me fucking laugh my ass off every time he came on screen. Such dedication! He was awesome!

I fucking love Parov Stelar’s music! His Coco album was the shit!!!

#NotAllBirds

...please, go on.....

This is the worst fucking thing I’ve ever heard. I just don’t understand it. Even if they’ve fallen out of love with you, how do they not have enough respect just to let you know it’s over. I’m sorry this happened to you. You will do so much better.

*puts on bib*

Where’s the Brazzers logo?

I have a crush on you...

She reminds me of Sin (whom I love) from Arrow.

That sucks. I would totally accommodate someone for something they couldn’t help like this, I wouldn’t care if she crowded into my seat so long as they are respectful. If that person was that height & an asshole, fuck them!

Is it this one?

“I shouldn’t have to feel self-conscious about walking onto an airplane, but I do because I know... that everybody on that plane is like, ‘I hope I don’t have to sit next to her.’”

I get what you’re saying but this guy just wasn’t that great, i won’t go into detail, but trust me he wasn’t worth the $60 an hour.

I collect knives, this story made me tear up. You’re too awesome!

“I’m ready. Wanna be engaged starting now?”

“Asking” didn’t feel right. Deciding as a team, for us, did.

Maybe your boyfriend feels the same way about proposing to you? This is tough for everyone.

Isn’t it?! It sounds really adorable!