Alright, alright, alright. You know what I like about these highschool girls? I get older, they stay the same age.

While its true that factory farms only focus one aspect of the "eggs for meat, eggs for chickens, chickens for meat, chickens for eggs" question; if you where to own a chicken it could do all of these things without requiring an avian brain surgeon and a back up generator.

"We're hoping for a love triangle between Spock, Uhura, and a random Vulcan woman." I would think the Vulcans would be the kind of folks that could handle "breeding out of obligation" but I also think they would not allow Spock to play because he might be sterile like a Mule.

How much brain surgery, plumbing and electricity are you willing to spend on an effin' 2 dollar bird that will feed itself, clean itself, protect itself from insects, reproduce, and produce a half dozen low fat high protein eggs a week if you just leave it alone?

Won't work. The largest part of the chicken we eat is the muscle which will atrophy under these conditions. A PhD in Lafayette, LA tried some years ago to breed a strain of wingless chickens (it was before hotwings became a thing). The breast meat was puny on the birds because they didn't flap and exercise the…

The reason I know she doesn't know is I never told her. And the reason I never told her was that my father never told me. It is the chain of ignorance that brings families together.

I checked the ten commandments: boxing's not even mentioned. And boxing is so "the golden rule" of sports, you know "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you". If ever there was a self-absolving sin Boxing might be it: even when you win you still get beat up just like the other guy.

My 10yo daughter knows all the words to "I am the Walrus" and has no idea what it is about.

Veni-mutton!

Still keeping my fingers crossed for Ghostbusters 3.

Again, you can be as lax as you want to be but I have worked with organizations that require you to account for every year of your life. A birth certificate proves not only your age, but your mother, and nationality as well; not just a "clean nose". My wife did not change her SSN when she changed her name. …

I suppose you can be as lax as you want to be with that kind of thing, but the Republicans didn't even let the POTUS replace that piece of evidence.

Apologies, you tube is blocked where I am. And I didn't read the fine print.

I always wondered what would happen if one them was killed while they were transformed.

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Okay, what is it?

There is always a bigger fish.

Wake me up when we get there.

You might be right, I only heard enough to know I didn't want to here it. I can be pretty fast on the mute button when I need to be.

Where are the Ankhs? And batshit crazy polarbears? Donde esta el African magicstick? Heroine Madonnas? Smoke Monsters? Faith Healings? Fountain of Youth Caves? Magic numbers?