Birth Certificate is step 1 on background checks.

NEWSFLASH! NFL has horrible production values and taste. Also, it can't find it's own ass with both hands and a three way mirror.

I'll just leave this here...

What a Betty!

I was thinking the same thing. Despite being chock full of B-listers GIJ1 was missing an action hero to pull the whole thing together. Now that not only the Rock but also John McClain himself are on board I feel that GIJ2 will actually be the movie GIJ1 should have been. Yippee Ki Yay!

What could be more better than a Fiat General Lee?

I have to ask, what is it you do?

At the end of National Lampoon's Animal House, it is revealed that Bluto, the biggest idiot fratboy of the bunch, becomes a Senator.

Mike Rowe was on the second link when I googled wind fire beer cheese. Not too Shabby!

Lemme know if you need a wheel man.

Beer!

How ever will we stop a flight of unmanned missiles designed to be shot down? Maybe we should practice doing that for forty years!

VW = Space Nazis, great campaign.

Spider-Goat, Spider-Goat,

Catchphrase!

VW loves some space Nazis! Am I the only one that sees the Badvertizing SNAFU here?

I'm guessing by the left hand driver's this is in Australia and not Europe?

Me and my friends mantra in High School was "nothing moves faster than the speed of radio"

I started searching the web for TABs and Lyrics, Free DLC! And its like every song ever. I also started sitting around with friends playing the game, we joke about starting a band, maybe by summer it won't be a joke anymore. Rocksmith has released my inner Jack Black. Which oddly is not something Brütal Legend…

I just have to find a guitar teacher who'll come to my house at a moment's notice everytime I find I have a spare 30 minutes and doesn't mind me playing in my underwear