When Jesus was at the house of Simon the leper. a women did anoint his feet with expensive perfume. His apostles did protest, saying they could have given the money to the poor. The woman said of His toenails, "Jesus, do you ever cut these things ?", and went to fetch the clippers. And the Lord said, "You shall…

My favorite part was how the hairy moles were verification of her old age.

I wonder if they need a window.

Reminds me of a buddy of mine - he has a rather nice car, and one day while leaving a party in a very affluent suburb of Houston, a cop followed him. He was doing the speed limit and using his blinkers and everything. He got pulled over and the gist of it is that the cop was all "Well from your ID you're an awful long…

That shit is so funny, but NOT, because there's way too much truth to it.

Actually, bringing a white friend would make for a winning team if you DID want to shoplift b/c the black person could shop while the white person steals stuff b/c we all know who the salespeople are going to lose their shit following.

Did you read the article? The sexism isn't potential, it is blatant in the first episode. And my point on the character development is that kids shows don't usually include it. It's not like they have the attention spans for Game of Thrones-style character sagas at that age.

Hmmm. I do not like the waxed chest. You cannot sport that much glorious hair on your handsome, handsome head and then be as smooth as a baby on your chest. It's incongruous.

Did you miss the part where people were fired or terrified it would be used against them in custody cases?

This is a tribute to what a devoted mom can accomplish and is incredibly bad ass.

So Derek Jeter is just the real-life version of Steve Holt.

A friend and I were in line at a Bruce Campbell signing, and she made him giggle by taking a couple of lines from Army of Darkness out of context and having him sign, "This is my boomstick...blow."

I snapped a screenshot of every wardrobe change in episode one of the first series:

DAMN, you were NOT KIDDING about the wardrobe. LOOK AT THIS.

Well, now I want to watch it just because those assholes told me not to.

I like that this Christian Warrior just signs her name "Bev."

I always tip 20%. ALWAYS. Even if the service is pretty shitty (and it has to be really bad) I'll bump it down to around 15% but that is my minimum. I even tip Sonic carhops! (You should, they are paid like waiters because they get "tips".)

The link to that language is from a web archive, because KlearGear has now sent it to the memory hole upon public scrutiny. Tim Cushing at Techdirt points out that, according to the Internet Archive, the clause didn't even exist when Jen Palmer clicked "yes" and bought her bauble from KlearGear. That suggests that…

Hmm well since I haven't signed any contract with KLEARGEAR, I guess I'm free to say that KLEARGEAR is a scam business and that people need to inform others about KLEARGEAR'S unprofessional and unethical practices.

Jesus. Shadiness all around. Also, how does silencing bad reviews "ensure fair and honest public feedback," pray tell?!