I don't even think she wears make up. What a badass.

I'm glad you didn't talk to him more. I'm sure he'd have been really gracious and polite but it sounds like what he really needed was some quiet time and you let him have that. That's a really great gift :D

I feel so much love for Sir Patrick Stewart in my feels right now.

I like the 'French Guy' on her list. I mean, who didn't add that guy to the list in college, right? That guy gets around.

You know, a LOT of Midwesterners are of Nordic extraction, so they have their butts covered on the cultural appropriation front. No reason not to have awkward hotdish potlucks AND flaming boats of glory.

So, does anyone else find it interesting that the female winner calls safe sex "her only rule," whereas the male runner-up takes the attitude that purposely spreading sexually transmitted disease is absolutely hilarious and awesome? Obviously there were women involved in said unsafe hookups, but I do find it…

Definitely looks better with straight hair.

This totally crapped on my favorite movie, Rocket Gibraltar. What the fuck? So charred pieced of Grandpa were washing up on shore for days after his grandchildren granted his dying wish and gave him a Viking funeral? Will never be able to watch it again. Sigh.

I know someone whose ex-boyfriend held a Viking funeral for his guinea pig. True story.

Fuck it, maybe I just won't die at all then!

I was working as a PR assistant at my local playhouse when he was in town to do his one man show of a Christmas Carol. Behind the theater was a little grove of trees where I sometimes ate my lunch - it was quiet and nobody ever walked by. I had even borrowed an old unused prop table and a few chairs so I'd have a…

Change Stephen Fry to Phillip J. Fry and you can hold my calls.

I love Patrick Stewart more every time I see him or read his tweets. He definitely seems to enjoy his life!

He was but dude is from my home area and not even remotely posh. He is a working class boy done well. Same for Sir Patrick and Sir Derek. Social mobility ahoy. Love them all!

Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, George Takei, Stephen Fry, hot tub. GO.

Here's yet another reason to love Patrick Stewart.

I was going to protest your description of Orange County since I live here but I was like, "wait... no... it's true."

And somehow, someone who works at the school looked this guy up, saw this picture, and decided "YES, THIS IS WHAT OUR STUDENTS NEED."

It's like he thought "I need to look cool. What are the kids into?" and found some early photos of N'SYNC.

Didn't he used to date Avril?