WHAT’S WRONG WI’ A KILT, YA PURITAN PUKES?!?

Perot was the catalyst for my first ever actual shouting match about politics. Good lord was he popular with the “informed” conservative dudes on campus. His fanbase would have fit into the Ron Paul crew almost as well as the Trump one.

Sounds to me like “You all know you’re full of shit, so I’m not even going to dignify your tantrum by pretending it’s even halfway real. Now, here is what’s going to happen....”

This reminds me a bit of a parent whose 5-year-old is threatening to run away and who patiently and tolerantly offers to help the child pack. Unfortunately, unlike most 5-year-olds, I don’t think the GOP will back away from its poor decisions when someone clals their bluff.

Senators refusing to consider any Obama nominee - BEFORE a nominee is even named - is a strait-up admission that they do not intend to evaluate a nominee on the his/her qualifications.

We’re not pretending. Please do show us an example of Democrats refusing to participate in a Republican President’s SCOTUS nomination duties. Dear.

Yeah, this is all about managing expectations. McConnell et. al. are doing their best to make it seem normal that they’re not going to do their jobs, and Obama is just making it clear that the expectation is that they will. Establish the idea that the Senate is supposed to at least give the nominees a vote, and…

Wait- you’re saying Obama is the one being “deliberately disingenuous” here? He’s the only adult in the fucking room, dude.

Thank god. Can people please just stop talking whether or not he should do it, as if it’s up for debate? He’s doing it, it’s happening, the end.

“What is this? Is this shade?”

I, while old and uncool, actually think this is really adorable. Teens messing around/teasing while being nice and having everyone enjoy themselves is a nice thing to see get a little Internet popularity. I’ve worked with teens and they are weird as Fuck, so while I don’t GET this, I do sort of appreciate it and think…

Where is the teacher supposed to put the gun? I'm sure as hell not going to have one in my waistband to fall out when the small children I teach grab my shirt or bump into me. It's not going on my desk where someone can grab it. This is a horrible idea

There already were three armed guards in that school. Them being armed didn’t do shit to stop that shooting.

As a teacher, I can’t see any possible outcome in which teachers aren’t blamed for not doing stuff right. If you shoot the attackers, you turn against some of the kids you teach. If you don’t shoot them, you fail to protect your students. If you didn't bring your gun of great justice to school that day, you're…

As a teacher, I do not want to be forced to carry a gun. I’m not good under pressure and would probably be useless in that sort of situation, scary as it is to think about.

It’s great to see Nixon finally getting some love.

How are things under the bridge? Try laying off the weed for a few days.

“I was asked where I see myself in 5 years.”

Have you read Lolita? It's about this girl who goes on trips and stuff with an older friend.

I also read a book. It was called 1984. It’s about this guy and his big brother.