That was my tomato you stole Timothy, and I demand you make restitution!

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS EVER TAKE A BREAK, GO READ A BOOK AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND DO SOME SUDOKU OR SOMETHING

This is a horrible write up. The paper clearly states that the polio vaccine is a plot by the communists that was initiated via someone in the Pentagon named red? Don’t hide the truth, Kelly.

A shout out to the Rotary Club and it’s members, who have made elimination of polio a big priority in their mission for decades now.

Think about it - I’m a man and it sure as hell looks a lot less complicated to do business w/ a man vs. a woman.

I know right? It would be so damn easy. All you’d have to endure is all that accompanies a sexual assault trial. Society in general is super cool to women claiming they’ve been raped/assaulted, especially by men in a position of power. You wouldn’t be asked intrusive questions about your personal life, you wouldn’t…

I really wish people would check people’s kinjas first.

Soon after the post, Senate Republicans asserted that they would wait until a new president is elected before providing coverage for her medical costs.

The SB Nation Editorial Director seems like he really is horrified about what happened and wants to prevent it from happening again. A+ to him.

I actually don’t have a problem with the focus being on the criminal rather than the victims because let’s be honest here, that’s where the story is. what I want to know about is the criminal’s psychology, history, what makes him/her tick, etc. That’s what’s interesting in articles about crimes.

“I and my editor” He fucking wrote “I and my editor”. A person who makes his living writing wrote that.

Your insistence on properly identifying parts of speech is what’s keeping us from the revolution

This this this. Posted about this in the comments of another article. There is been no trial, there has been no verdict. People need to stop using those words.

The Court is NOT on Dr. Luke’s “side.” The Judge merely applied the law to the facts. As an attorney one of the hardest things to deal with are bad facts. They are what they are and we do our best to construe them most favorably to our clients but ultimately Judges have no discretion to choose a “side” they like. It’s…

Don’t we break down every demographic imaginable and look at them as voting blocks?

Thank you so much for saying this! It's been driving me nuts....people are so up in arms about this decision without having any idea what she was actually asking for and how hard it is in almost any circumstance to get a preliminary injunction. I don't think she should have to work with Sony or Dr. Luke but this was…

It’s not pro DV. It’s about a woman who has been in abusive relationships and how it has negatively affected her and is causing strains on their current relationship because she doesn’t trust him and it causes her to lash out at him. It’s about the anger that people can carry with them. It’s not encouraging the…

“After a judge ruled on Friday that Kesha is contractually bound to producer Dr. Luke”

I mean, maybe if you don’t want people tweeting about how you’re a sexual predator, you just shouldn’t engage in predatory behavior? Just a thought.

Trials by Twitter? At this time I’d like to promote my newly-founded Twitter Appellate Judge Institute, where the average schmuck can arbitrate and overrule hastily arrived-at decisions by gaggles of underemployed and procrastinating morons.