I’m Lutheran, so it’s a good thing I like potlucks. I’d be excommunicated if I didn’t.

The “level of casting,” of course, means they want to whitewash the movie because they can.

Awesome: attorneys general
courts martial
Brothers Johnson
Presidents Clinton

Actually, her Insta is getting hit by the Beehive. People are leaving lemon emojis on her pix of sammiches!

Because your taste buds are faulty; they really are different. Pepsi is disgusting, Coca-Cola is good. Haven’t had RC in decades, so can’t report.

Probably not.

Yeah they do. Trust me on this.

Sportswear /= athletic wear. Sportswear is casual clothing.

Hot takes! Getcher pipin’ hot takes right here!

Yeah, I’ve read Trillin since forever, and he’s always poked fun at foodies, even when they were into “Continental Cuisine*,” which he called “Stuff-Stuff with Heavy.”

Duke’s mayo is Satan’s jizz. It’s really salty. Hellmann’s always.

He already is. He’s the Attorney General, and he’s already announced he won’t lift a finger to defend the bill when the inevitable lawsuits start.

Yes. And also have your Aldi quarter ready so you can hand it to someone putting their cart away so you both don’t have to mess with the locks.

Don’t need to read it. I’d imagine wombats are much like our possums.

Are you Oscar Wilde?

They can be, yes, but only if you forget that it’s just supposed to be a big party to celebrate two people devoting their lives to each other.

Back in the day, they really started early:

That’s awesome! Nobody talks about Tennessee, but they passed one of these laws a few years ago, in reaction to Nashville’s passage of anti-discrimination ordinances.

Word on #4. I’m old enough to be Barry’s mama, but I don’t have lines on my forehead yet. Been wearing moisturizer w/SPF since my 20's.

I get my face wash at Aldi. It’s, like, $2.98, but it’s super-gentle.