Damn, lotta haters here. We get it, it’s not your style. But apparently, you’ve never seen Beth Ditto. Go back to the Target plus section.

How the hell does one cheat at war?

You should have asked her if she saw the film by the same... ah... documentarian about how giant transforming robots destroyed Chicago.

Most successful artists lip synch a great deal of their performances (i.e Brit-Brit) and we’re all cool. An artist who actually has the pipes and sings live has an off night and the internet loses its collective mind?

I just have to share my pain with someone. My mom called me the other day to tell me she saw this “interesting movie about Benghazi. Did you know that Hillary really did let that embassy get attacked? I was never going to vote for her anyway, but she’s a criminal and ought to be put in jail. She just let those people…

For everyone’s twitter, facebook, and family dinner table use, this is a list of Republican Senators who are up for re-election this year and by their party’s own “logic” should simply shut the fuck up about the SCOTUS nomination:

Adele is amazing and I hope she enjoyed her burger.

Show this to your favorite republican.

Say what you will about her trustworthiness

In the immortal words of President Obama:

The live blog crew went all-in on Taylor from the beginning. She was the only one who didn’t get a standing ovation. They hated the way she clapped. They didn’t like the way she congratulated Ed Sheeran. She was acting fake when other people won.

Yeah, I really don’t get the snotty attitude towards Taylor on this one. She was famous - very famous - before Kanye ever grabbed the microphone from her.

I know it’s not cool on here to like taylor, but damn clover did she kill your dog or something? You are salty as fuck.

Here’s what I want to know: why do female artists such as Swift feel the need to put out a misogynistic fire they didn’t start, and only provoked because they committed the unpardonable crime of being women? I’m not a fan of Taylor, but time and again she’s taken the high road on this shit, starting when she should…

Exactly what I was thinking. Personal feelings about TSwift aside, how is a woman asserting herself and taking (deserved) credit for her own accomplishments something to mock or deem “insufferable”?

Fucking good for her. I'd be pissed if some egomaniacal dude was trying to take credit for my massive success too. This is the most I've ever liked Taylor Swift.

I don’t know if this was covered elsewhere today or not but it made my day:

Moon face. Looks like steroids to me. Cortico, not anabolic.

He looks a little prednisone puffy.

The only way I can see this working is since this is a comedy, they go meta and keep on pointing out how Jackson looks like a white guy.