“Bewigged bag of crazy Naomi Campbell”

Man it must suck being lumped together like that, huh?

Have a cookie

I thought it might be something with a gstring on insta. :)

Chris Kelly and Sarah Schneider usually do all of these great pre-recorded skits (they’re also responsible for The Beygency, Do It On My Twin Bed, Back Home Ballers, etc.). They are both writing supervisors and are fantastic. They usually do the political skits right at the beginning of each show too.

I’m a 40 year old white guy who watched the Super Bowl Halftime show because I like Coldplay. I didn’t realize I was supposed to have been offended/not gotten Beyonce’s contribution until I was told the following day. (BTW, the outfits and choreography reminded me of Janet Jackson’s Rhythym Nation.) (Also, BTW, loved…

While I agree that Ellen has done more, you're ignoring the fact that Obama appointed Sotomayor and Kagan to the Supreme Court. Without them, or worse, with two more conservative judges in their places, you would have seen a very different outcome.

“He pushed the repeal of DADT through (thanks Clintons!)“

Not to detract from your general point, but this is a really bad understanding of the nature of presidencies. In 1992 Bill Clinton directly campaigned on totally ending the ban on gays in the military, along with a universal health care plan. When universal…

Chucking the phone over the railing was a bit extreme. He should’ve just stuck them in the peoples’ drinks. Flashes, people? Seriously?

Sorry friends, as far as vaguely creepy old valentines cards go I’ve got the winners. Creepy Baphomet lamb, Fellatio the Snowman, and everyone’s favorite romantic icon...offensive Chinese laundromat worker.

It is precisely for that reason that it SHOULD be in the movie.

Now you know why I refer to Bobby Jindal as Huey Short.

Really looking forward to this. When the Thomas confirmation hearings were happening I was stuck in a job where the sales guys would tell dirty jokes to you and then mock if you didn’t laugh and the senior guys did worse. I thought that Anita Hill’s bravery would change things for women in the workplace.

The governor can’t pass a budget to fund things. The legislature has to. If the legislature doesn’t do that, then what choice does the governor have but to start shutting services down.

Right, the athletic department funds itself, but without any classes for the players to attend, none of them will be eligible to play.

Hm. The Orson Welles bit is desperate (but then, so was post-1940s Orson Welles). There was never any talk of censorship about his War of the Worlds broadcast and the program contained multiple disclaimers that it was a dramatization. Even if Welles were somehow censored for War of the Worlds — although the Mercury…

“And I have no right to accept censorship based on what broadcasting is.”

I liked it better when college basketballs were pig heads and college basketball players were the shiny teeth guys from the new Mad Max and the rims were disembodied mouths that could only scream CHEDDAR! and the object was for the maniacs with shiny teeth to stuff the pig heads into the disembodied mouths so they…