You are having an odd flashback. There are women in the South who carry hot sauce in their bags and then put it on their food.

I want to see your long-form birth certificate.

Let’s not act like Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. Okay? Let’s dispense with the notion that Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing. Obama knows what he’s doing. Some contend Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. They’re wrong. Obama knows what he’s doing. Algunos estan diciendo que Barack Obama no sabe…

Apparently Marco doesn’t realize that NH passed marriage equality legislation in 2010. Of course, Marco’s the dumbass who invited supporters to a pancake breakfast and didn’t have any pancakes.

The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

And by looking at all these comments, he has to deal with people discrediting him as a human being without knowing anything about you. Money doesnt fix that.

Fuck them.

Let’s not be blaming the current Flint city government for crap decisions made by the governor and his appointed dictator. The EM had ALL the power in that situation, and the current mayor has the thankless job of cleaning up after them. She’s doing a damn good job so far.

The struggle is real.

You know, the only people who have it worse off than white people in this country are rich white people.

Give the guy a break. It has to be a seriously depressing existence to wake up every morning, and the man in the mirror is 50% Donald Trump.

It’s worth noting that a lot of instagram filters put yellow tints over photos (which is often flattering and vintage-y looking), but yellow and purple are complementary hues, and mixing them will turn the color muddy and brown-ish. Seeing the makeup (that’s pretty obviously purple and glittery) in other photos makes…

Yep. Another delusional, narcissistic billionaire in the race. That’s just what we need to diversify the candidate pool. I hope Cruz gets the win, which leads Trump to run as an independent too. Who wouldn’t want a Cruz / Trump / Bloomberg / Clinton or Sanders face-off? Let’s go full clusterfuck in 2016.

I think the devil sucked Ted’s soul out through his face.

What a schmuck.

I feel like each bullet should come with a rank of $ - $$$$. Like a restaurant guide.

Hahaha my sister once heard the spray perfume on the lightbulb. She went a little overboard with the body mist and it exploded. I do not recommend.

Where else would you keep your potpourri? Your boat shoes???? That would be ridiculous.