rhinestoneeater
RhinestoneEater
rhinestoneeater

Madeline Albright is 78 years old. She was born in fucking 1938 in fucking Czechoslovakia until FUCKING HITLER forced her family into exile in England during the Holocaust (in which THREE of her Grandparents died). She lived through the blitz in London, hiding under a metal fucking table during Nazi bombings.

This is exactly what’s going on. Women like my 74yo mother: She never thought she’d live long enough to see a woman president, and even though Hillary isn’t perfect, my mom just Really, Really wants to see a woman in the Oval before she dies. It is deeply meaningful to her.

Idk, at least they’ll be wasting their own money on it instead of someone else’s

I think the way the message is being presented is off, but there is something awesome about a bunch of older ladies who have done their best to pave the way for an easier, freer existence for the women coming behind them getting excited about the possibility of having a women as the president of the United States.

Srsly, how incompetent do you have to be not to be able to deliver pancakes at a pancake social you planned months in advance? You don’t even need a friggin’ caterer to cook ‘em. Just round up some volunteers and some hot plates!

Marco Roboto sounds better to me, because then I’m tempted to yell “Domo Arigato!” if I ever see him.

As someone who’s been watching the show since 1978 (my local NBC refused to carry it for the first two years), no, I don’t remember that. They’ve always had the guest host and musical guests as their ratings hook. For fucks sake, for the first few years they had regular skits by the Muppets. It’s always been a

Good luck, Stassa! Hope this is an “onwards and upwards” move for you!

Like, I’ve never been able to get THAT worked up over Rubio because he is just so...bland and doesn’t seem nearly as super evil as some of the others BUT THIS PANCAKE THING? It has ENRAGED me to a degree that I know it shouldn’t but it DOES. If there aren’t going to be pancakes, FINE, don’t call it Pancakes with

Everyone knows robots can’t eat pancakes. The syrup sticks up their gears.

Not really true, though.

“...but lay off the Hillary is a racist who only supports white women mantra or only white women support Hillary nonsense. I’m not white and I’m supporting Hillary because I think she can win and I’m not buying the Bernie “anti-establishment” “purity” test for progressive policies.”

Oh for god’s sake, go ahead and support Bernie or whomever you want to, that’s your right, but lay off the Hillary is a racist who only supports white women mantra or only white women support Hillary nonsense. I’m not white and I’m supporting Hillary because I think she can win and I’m not buying the Bernie

Oh girl, no.

HILLARY HAS ALWAYS ROCKED PANTS!!!

oh my GOD I watched the youtube video and holy fucking shit. it looks like the setting for a Christopher Guest film...

Rick Snyder should be the first villain this incarnation of the League takes down. CRUSH HIM UNDER YOUR SENSIBLE MID-HEEL PUMPS!

I can’t wait until she comes upon her Rider of Rohan eating some Chef Boyardee. She’ll shit a bale of kale.

“This is a woman who has escaped prosecution more times than El Chapo!”

You know what they say, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.