NO. FANK. YOU.

I know we're supposed to hate it and everything, but I'm almost a year without a cigarette so I'll stick with it.

not in the court of public opinion, which is really all we’re dealing with in the forum. But thanks, Lionel Hutz

God the amount of so-called “liberal” men I met during university who were complete misogynists (one asked if my Women’s Studies class, which I was very excited about as an 18 year old fledgling feminist, taught us “how to insert tampons.”) is almost as high as the amount of conservative men I met who hate women. The…

Ummmm, totally cuz of Marc Jacobs, Marc Jacobs Illuminati.... DUH

I’m glad she was able to get the surgery and end her suffering.

I’m not finding blaming the model/singer/subject very useful. Why is Terry Richardson still working? Because magazines still pay him to.

Who?

I can't wait til mom jeans come back around.

No fank you.

He includes a clip of Hillary dancing with Ellen and her DJ because why? Hillary likes gays and black people? It’s that basic (and gross), isn’t it?

That darned Goldilocks is at it again.

“I come home and someone’s occupying my house and they’re eating my food and then they’re taking the kids from my bed; they’re taking the money out of my pocket,” said Deena from South Carolina, probably speaking figuratively. “Why should we have to support someone else and then make our kids suffer, our families…

Joanna left out the best part from the LA Times article:

He said he had donated all the vehicles to the government to found the “Bikram auto engineering school for children.” A spokesperson for the government said essentially, “Lol no.”

It’s important to weave your identity as a human being into the fabric of your local professional sports franchise such that you cannot tell where you local sports franchise ends and you begin. This leads to a happy and productive life.

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

Cam Newton is one of the most unprofessional, unsportsmanlike individual on the face of the planet. So I say for the 2016-2017 when the Panthers come to play in Seattle he should be banned from entering the stadium. This should teach him to put his arrogance in check!!