Ahhh, shut yer gob, ya heathen dunker!

Yeah, and the event coordinator saying Chef Kool should just be honored to be cooking for big stars? Chef Kool is too Kool for that.

T.I. and Tiny have been fooling themselves: They’re just not Hollywood Swingers.

You don’t get to tell people how to grieve. That’s a really ugly thing to say — not that Rory Feek gives a shit what you think.

He’s not talking to “conservatives,” he’s talking to his own fans who might also be Trump supporters.

Because nobody called for it, the networks that were running it pulled because they didn’t want to be associated with Cosby while he was all over the news.

You aren’t wrong. His hair looks much darker than it usually does.

And King’s Row: a movie about a picturesque small town rife with incest, mutilation, and madness!

How does that clip prove your statement? She just says Gaga hasn’t exactly been hiding.

Oh, God. I lost my mom almost 2 years ago, and I’m still processing it. If the trailer made me weep, I don’t think I can go to a theatre to see this, because it would be embarrassing.

Their (very wealthy) neighbors would eat them alive if they turned it into a tourist attraction, and rightly so. Nobody wants a bunch of riffraff stomping through their neighborhood.

Well, this isn’t Marriott, but the owners of the hotel. Hotel chains are franchises, and a hotel can switch or lose their franchise.

The fries are baked, not fried; and the lettuce is Bibb lettuce, not iceberg.

Eh, all that acid (hot sauce, vinegar) is enough to kill salmonella. No need to cook the chicken into a chewy wad.

I hear you about pumping in the ladies’, but it’s probably one of those ladies’ with a fancy lounge outside the bathroom part.

There’s always the Girl Scout Cookie Finder app! Really!

Don’t say “instead of,” say “in addition to.”

Yeah, it struck me a good-natured ribbing, not meanness.

No. Fuck off.

Not the first. That would be Manpower (1941), with Edward G. Robinson and George Raft workin’ the lines and fighting over sexy, sexy Marlene Dietrich!