I lived in Nashville for 30 years, so I can tell you it’s alright to hate Marsha Blackburn. She’s the wooooorst.

I think they passed 50 a few weeks ago.

Now that’s what I call choot-spah!

Debbie Reynolds is awesome!

Those aren’t tights in the US, dear, those are pantyhose.

Those aren’t tights in the US, dear, those are pantyhose.

Oh, aren’t you precious!

They just haven’t experienced lutefisk, the piece of cod that surpasseth all understanding.

Maybe this was a quote from one of the suffragettes and people should chill out?

I’d take that with an entire salt lick. The same story was passed around after Columbine 20 years ago, and it turned out not to be true. Classic urban legend-making there.

Well, it’s a good thing that’s not what he said at all!

I think the only one with carnal knowledge of barnyard fowl here is you, pally.

That’s what the one doctor said in the story; that there was a man comforting the woman, and that would never be allowed for an abortion, so it must be a miscarriage.

I’m 52, and nothing could be more horrifying.

Wasn’t that kinda the basis for Deadwood?

No. Your work is protected by copyright the minute you create it in any fixed form. Registration isn’t necessary, and publishing does not negate protection.

He has two refugee families staying in the Vatican, so no.

Only for naive children who think Sanders has a chance of winning, bless their hearts.

Shut your whore mouth and go watch “Walk Hard”!

I knew all about them back in the ’90s. I was working at a music mag in Nashville, and it was just local scuttlebutt.

Inorite?! Am I unwittingly poisoning my neighbors? Are my neighbors unwittingly poisoning me?