No. We just want to see the sun.

“We screwed up” is about a half-step up from “Mistakes were made.” Maybe it’s just my poorly calibrated Sarcastr-O-Meter, but I don’t see anything “refreshingly honest” about ’fessing up when you got caught red-handed.

Not for a creamy soup, but for a cheesy soup, yes. It’s usually a thinner béchamel, which is a roux of butter and flour, thinned with milk; the cheese is then added slowly to melt it in.

More likely it’s the straightening. Flat irons and chemical relaxers are really rough on your hair.

I was surprised at Joy Behar for this. I watched her standup for years before The View, and she used to be a teacher, which is a similarly female-dominated, shit-on profession.

No. That’s pretty standard size.

BBB is the OG Yelp. I have a girlfriend who worked there, as she’d done ad sales for years. She left because it was so dirty.

That sounds great! And I love Payday bars, so I’ll be trying this out.

That’s probably because, being French, he’s probably had non-shitty white chocolate. My mom once sent me an enormous tin of chocolate-dipped cookies from Belgium. Half were dark chocolate (heaven!) and many were white chocolate. It was the first and last time I enjoyed white chocolate.

Good question! I would drink that man’s bathwater.

It’s worth recording for journalistic purposes, or to show doubters that this is how it is with gun-crazed maniacs running around.

What the hell else would you call it?

Or Carly Fiorina’s candidacy.

That’s not a snooty accent. It’s the Brit equivalent of a Midwest honk.

That’s because you don’t have an H-Mart near you. Korean skin care is the shit.

Also, too, natural flavors are made from the things they’re flavoring.

Sweetheart, unless you’re much younger than I, that happened a long time ago. I was stuffing mashed bananas up my nose when the Civil Rights Act passed, and I’m 52.

So true. I’m Lutheran, and I know the history of my religion, where you’d have four different churches at one corner, each conducting services in the mother tongue of their respective parishioners.

If I can make a suggestion, maybe check out “Our Vines Have Tender Grapes.” It’s an old family film that isn’t twee, thanks to the script by Dalton Trumbo and performances by Edward G. Robinson and Agnes Moorehead. Even Margaret O’Brien is given her head! She was a damn good li’l actress.

I can’t cite sources, but I’m sure I read years ago that new immigrants to the US are learning English much sooner and faster than previous generations.