No, you’re just not funny.

So...I guess George Sanders won’t turn up in this flick, huh?

I’m with you. Blanchett is so amazing, it’s unwise at this point to assume there’s anything she couldn’t pull off.

Maybe, but I finally saw Blue Jasmine a few days ago, and it was brilliant.

It doesn’t, but conflating the two is useful for certain people.

Unless you’re a defensive lineman.

Oh, yeah. She’s eating up the attention, no doubt.

Or the inverse, with a young woman with short blonde hair and pretty blue eyes who is soooo not Ellen, purporting to have her beauty secret.

I don’t think rudeness constitutes a “threat.”

They forgot the word, “Those,” as in “‘those people’ are drunk on rights.”

That’s not a look, it’s a symptom of some horrible disease.

I never get how Dolly Parton can play the banjo with her super-long nails. Never mind; it’s because she is an angel straight from Heaven!

It’s most likely malpractice. No good lawyer would advise a client to brazenly defy a court order. However, Liberty Council is making bank defending Our Lady Of the Coalfields, so there ya go.

One word: Kentucky.

I think you mean you know exactly jack and shit about tennis, but saw fit to give your almighty opinion on Mr. Roddick’s skills nonetheless.

No way they ever, ever cast an American as Bond.

Ooohh, you’re so discerning. Cher was wearing nude Bob Mackie before you were a gleam in your daddy’s eye.

You married a good woman. Consider yourself lucky.

Yeah, Hynde is a great musician, but she’s always been an asshole. I interned at Warner Bros., and my boss couldn’t stand her. Had to break up fights and shit.

Hell, I’ve done it! Except it was a club, and it was Mojo Nixon, and there was no piano. He said he needed some dancing girls, so I grabbed a girlfriend and we ran up on stage and danced behind him.