Naw, they’re just like really big otters. They’re big and doofy and puppy-like.

I’m a 50-something, native-born American, and I did the same thing when I went to a Wegman’s.

Well, not just a piece of the pie; if somebody in China gets some grody infection from a counterfeit product, it still says MAC on it, and it tarnishes their brand name.

Not necessarily. I guess he’s been around long enough that people don’t remember when they started, but the first commercials had him showing off his old pants that he could now fit two of him in. The hapless marketing drone who came up with the game didn’t know squat, it’s just a gruesome coincidence.

Naw, dude’s definitely British, but his style of delivery is that barky newsreel announcer style. That’s the old-timey bit.

Because it’s opt-out, not opt-in. It should be turned off by default. And people didn’t even know it existed until the reports showed up in their mailboxes.

Is that service expensive? Because I imagine their budget is pretty bare-bones. Not that this isn’t a priority or anything, but if it’s really high, I could see why some offices would try to do it on their own.

I’d say the exact opposite. Since religion is such a big part of her life, it would be supremely UNhelpful to not integrate spirituality as part of her healing.

Ehhh...I think it’s probably not true, just a good capitalist glomming onto the hot story of the moment to pick up a few more bucks.

Bless your heart. She ain’t paying those lawyers, honey. She’s getting pro bono work from some Krazy Kristian Dominionist organization, for sure.

Pretty sure she’s elected, so there’s nobody who can fire her. She’d have to be impeached.

I have a recipe for Spanish Dancer Pie, but I haven’t tried it yet.

Oh, yes you do. It is wonderful.

I think you’re leaving out the sister-diddlin’, though. That has to figure in somewhere.

All of them.

That’s the Tennessee state flag, moron.

I get frozen limeade concentrate and make it with 2 cans of water and 1 of tequila. Then I whisper “triple sec” over the pitcher and serve.

As well you should! Sparkling beverages keep us happy! Consumer “activism” is not anything to brag about. Every company you buy stuff from has some awful shit.

She don’t seem real bright.

They were definitely around.