It’s worth recording for journalistic purposes, or to show doubters that this is how it is with gun-crazed maniacs running around.

What the hell else would you call it?

I think they used that as the women’s prison in Vera Drake.

Or Carly Fiorina’s candidacy.

That’s not a snooty accent. It’s the Brit equivalent of a Midwest honk.

My old church in Nashville had an old stained-glass window of Jesus blessing the children, and he had his hand on the head of this little blonde boy. The details in his eyes have been eroded by time, and they’re hollow! I always called it “Jesus Blesses the Children...Of the Damned.”

That’s because you don’t have an H-Mart near you. Korean skin care is the shit.

Also, too, natural flavors are made from the things they’re flavoring.

Sweetheart, unless you’re much younger than I, that happened a long time ago. I was stuffing mashed bananas up my nose when the Civil Rights Act passed, and I’m 52.

So true. I’m Lutheran, and I know the history of my religion, where you’d have four different churches at one corner, each conducting services in the mother tongue of their respective parishioners.

If I can make a suggestion, maybe check out “Our Vines Have Tender Grapes.” It’s an old family film that isn’t twee, thanks to the script by Dalton Trumbo and performances by Edward G. Robinson and Agnes Moorehead. Even Margaret O’Brien is given her head! She was a damn good li’l actress.

I can’t cite sources, but I’m sure I read years ago that new immigrants to the US are learning English much sooner and faster than previous generations.

No, you’re just not funny.

So...I guess George Sanders won’t turn up in this flick, huh?

I’m with you. Blanchett is so amazing, it’s unwise at this point to assume there’s anything she couldn’t pull off.

Maybe, but I finally saw Blue Jasmine a few days ago, and it was brilliant.

It doesn’t, but conflating the two is useful for certain people.

Unless you’re a defensive lineman.

Oh, yeah. She’s eating up the attention, no doubt.

Or the inverse, with a young woman with short blonde hair and pretty blue eyes who is soooo not Ellen, purporting to have her beauty secret.