I don’t think rudeness constitutes a “threat.”

They forgot the word, “Those,” as in “‘those people’ are drunk on rights.”

That’s not a look, it’s a symptom of some horrible disease.

I never get how Dolly Parton can play the banjo with her super-long nails. Never mind; it’s because she is an angel straight from Heaven!

It’s most likely malpractice. No good lawyer would advise a client to brazenly defy a court order. However, Liberty Council is making bank defending Our Lady Of the Coalfields, so there ya go.

One word: Kentucky.

I think you mean you know exactly jack and shit about tennis, but saw fit to give your almighty opinion on Mr. Roddick’s skills nonetheless.

No way they ever, ever cast an American as Bond.

Ooohh, you’re so discerning. Cher was wearing nude Bob Mackie before you were a gleam in your daddy’s eye.

You married a good woman. Consider yourself lucky.

Yeah, Hynde is a great musician, but she’s always been an asshole. I interned at Warner Bros., and my boss couldn’t stand her. Had to break up fights and shit.

Hell, I’ve done it! Except it was a club, and it was Mojo Nixon, and there was no piano. He said he needed some dancing girls, so I grabbed a girlfriend and we ran up on stage and danced behind him.

Naw, they’re just like really big otters. They’re big and doofy and puppy-like.

I’m a 50-something, native-born American, and I did the same thing when I went to a Wegman’s.

Well, not just a piece of the pie; if somebody in China gets some grody infection from a counterfeit product, it still says MAC on it, and it tarnishes their brand name.

Not necessarily. I guess he’s been around long enough that people don’t remember when they started, but the first commercials had him showing off his old pants that he could now fit two of him in. The hapless marketing drone who came up with the game didn’t know squat, it’s just a gruesome coincidence.

Naw, dude’s definitely British, but his style of delivery is that barky newsreel announcer style. That’s the old-timey bit.

Because it’s opt-out, not opt-in. It should be turned off by default. And people didn’t even know it existed until the reports showed up in their mailboxes.

Is that service expensive? Because I imagine their budget is pretty bare-bones. Not that this isn’t a priority or anything, but if it’s really high, I could see why some offices would try to do it on their own.

I’d say the exact opposite. Since religion is such a big part of her life, it would be supremely UNhelpful to not integrate spirituality as part of her healing.