Ehhh...I think it’s probably not true, just a good capitalist glomming onto the hot story of the moment to pick up a few more bucks.

Bless your heart. She ain’t paying those lawyers, honey. She’s getting pro bono work from some Krazy Kristian Dominionist organization, for sure.

Pretty sure she’s elected, so there’s nobody who can fire her. She’d have to be impeached.

I have a recipe for Spanish Dancer Pie, but I haven’t tried it yet.

Oh, yes you do. It is wonderful.

I think you’re leaving out the sister-diddlin’, though. That has to figure in somewhere.

All of them.

That’s the Tennessee state flag, moron.

I get frozen limeade concentrate and make it with 2 cans of water and 1 of tequila. Then I whisper “triple sec” over the pitcher and serve.

As well you should! Sparkling beverages keep us happy! Consumer “activism” is not anything to brag about. Every company you buy stuff from has some awful shit.

She don’t seem real bright.

They were definitely around.

They’re trying to resurrect the magic of “Far Away.” It’s a game we olds used to play when Coke bottles were returnable. (I’m not that old, my mom taught me.)

I believe that’s shade. I’ll have to submit it for next week’s Shade Court to be sure, though.

I still do that. I hate when we have real bread, because I can’t stand having the Most Holy Body of Our Lord and Savior stuck in my teeth.

Mango is real pulpy. You just keep tipping it back and pouring until you get it all, unless you have one of those little strainers.

Exactly. Where I live, the county runs the liquor stores. They stick to the usual suspects.

Who taught you science?

Have you tried cold-brewed? It’s supposedly easier on your stomach, because cold water brings out fewer acids.

Bobbie Gentry is awesome. My friends played me this one album of hers, and it was genius. Or maybe I was just really stoned.