Oh, dear, you must be too young to have enjoyed SPY magazine back in the ’80s. This was an obvious homage.

Gah, I wanna go all Val Kilmer in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: “Who taught you theology?!”

Hey now! Wilford Brimley is a fine actor and presumably a fine man. How dare you besmirch his name!

True. And his dad was super-hot!

I didn’t know they lived anywhere other than the DC area.

It’s those little details that make the real goal so transparent.

Down With Love, a pastiche of Doris Day/Rock Hudson rom-coms, used a lot of blatantly old-school effects, like painted backgrounds and simulated rear-projection. But to simulate NYC in 1962, they used a ton of CGI, as well.

Oh, piss off, Killer of Joy. You go to a refugee camp in a wedding dress and feed 4000 people, you’re gonna make the evening news.

Aw, your mom’s cute. I lived in Nashville for 30 years and worked in the music business. Everyone I know has a story about cocaine-snortin’, pussy-huntin’ Christian rock bands.

Myrna Loy was a pip!

Not really; the NRA represents gun manufacturers’ interests. The rank-and-file are just the patsies.

Yeah, MoDo just hateses the Clintons. She pulled this out of her ass.

Secularism? What secularism? My church arrived at its LGBTQ inclusion via scriptural study, prayer, and discernment, the same way we arrive at all our policy decisions.

I read somewhere when the story first broke that he was worried about effects on the work he does in Africa, that it would alienate the people he’s trying to help.

Yeah, Karl Rove is no dummy. He made sure they had good Latino outreach, and Bush could speak a little Spanish.

If they’ve got protesters, they probably need clinic escorts.

Did they say that, or did O’Reilly and his pals just make it up? Because a contingent of BLM shut down the Netroots Nation presidential candidates’ forum a couple of weeks ago, and that’s a leftier-than-left event.

Dude, it’s in the article.

Were any of those people running for president? No? Not comparable, cheese-dick.

YOU MUST WEAR SUNSCREEN. START IT NOW. I’m 52, and I’ve been wearing it every day since my mid-20s.