Yeah, you get those packs of microfiber shop towels at Home Depot, they’ll work just as well as a Swiffer cloth.

Sharks are good, but not recommended for wood floors. I have a Rubbermaid mop with a spray mechanism much like the wet Swiffer, but it has washable heads. I use Bona floor cleaner, which is made by a Swedish flooring manufacturer.

They already are. Most churches are incorporated as 501(c)3 corps.

You paid attention to the plot? I’ve seen that movie a dozen times, and I have no idea what’s going on — and neither did Raymond Chandler!

Plus, they were often combined with alcohol. I’m so old, I remember when Quaaludes were a recreational drug, and taking them with booze was a one-way ticket to Karen Ann Quinlan Town.

I’m 52. I no long have corporeal form.

Really? How long have you had your helicopter pilot’s license?

So they should do their job less well, just so numb nuts can get his viral footage? Lemme guess, you’re a libertarian, aren’t you?

They’re doing a dangerous, delicate job, and they don’t need unnecessary distractions.

No.

Nun Bun!

Fisk University is in Nashville, not Memphis.

Preach! Thirty years in Nashville, and it always made me gag.

Pluto might oughta have that looked at.

It’s never been strictly a music magazine. Even back when it was on newsprint. Hell, William Greider wrote for them for years. They’ve always covered culture and politics.

Cross-voting never works. There are never going to be enough people participating to make more than a statistical blip. And then you’re stuck voting in all the other Republican races.

Bless her heart.

You are correct. It has nothing to do with the term for po’ white trash.

Really? That’s awful. I was allowed to speak for myself in chambers with the judge, and I was 7. And it was in 1970.

Hey, now! No need to shit on Dan Ackroyd; he has nothing to do with this bullshit. And he’s a brilliant comedian, so yes, we could all do with more Dan Ackroyd in our lives.