If you don’t care, why are you here shitting all over her perfectly nice statement?

I know, right? They look metallic!

I wouldn’t call myself a coder, but that’s kinda how I started learning. I worked for a peer-reviewed med journal in the late ’90s, and I set up a system to kick out the review packets and track reviews in Filemaker Pro. FMP did the heavy lifting, obviously, but I learned a lot about how to approach a problem, and it…

Somebody at Serious Eats said you should soak your chips...in beer!

...or a short bus.

Well, Martin Luther sought to reform the Catholic church, not to create a new one. Oops.

Another cat will come to you when you’re ready. They’re freaky about that.

You nailed her voice, but I don’t think Yoko uses exclamation points.

Hey, now! There’s a (probably apocryphal) story about Flo Ziegfeld, where his accountant was going through the books and questioned his purchase of silk underwear for all the chorus girls. “Why are you spending all this money?” he asked. “It’s not like the audience will know they’re wearing it!”

Is that not how his name is spelled?

I think she meant tab, not currency.

Well, no. The joke is built on the very premise that many people don’t know who she is.

No. I am old, and I’ve been cooking for a very long time. I can read a recipe and tell if it’ll be good or not, and this will be bad, I swear. A waste of perfectly good guac and perfectly good peas.

It was Richard Nixon’s slogan in the ’60s when he ran for president.

Drums? Say no more.

That’s a problem with photography, period. It’s not a problem of lenses or something like that, but the nature of light and how it bounces off light things and dark things in different ways.

Oh, yeah, duh! Johnny Walker Black was bishop of DC decades ago. My mom knew him.

What?! Bad pastor, bad! Episcopalians are our brothers and sisters! And anyway, the “implosion” he’s referring to happened 10 years ago, and was engineered by a right-wing group out to divide the denomination to reduce their ability to effect positive change (i.e. lobbying for school lunches for those people).

No, they’re all dead, Shit For Brains.

Thimerosal has not been used in children’s vaccines since 2001. Your argument is invalid.