But I don’t think that’s true. They’ve had months to investigate the CVS fire, while the churches have just burned in the last two weeks. If this is another wave like the one in the ’90s, then it’ll be handled as such.

Might have been a cream cheese pastry, like you make for rugelach. It’s super easy to make if you have a food processor, and much less fussy than pie crust.

He ran off with the wife of that couple that crashed a White House dinner a few years back.

It isn’t just a matter of when, it’s reflective of larger theological differences. Baptists tend to emphasize choosing God, where Lutherans believe God comes down to us.

She makes my skin crawl. Never been able to stand her.

My brother and I didn’t get baptized till our parents split up. My dad went to Catholic school, and the nuns turned him into a militant atheist.

No, Baptists practice believers’ baptism, where the individual chooses it for himself. Lutherans practice infant baptism on everybody.

Do you think federal regulations get re-written in a week? If so, you’re hopelessly ignorant.

My old (Lutheran) pastor baptized his grandson in secret, because his son and his wife were Baptists, and the grandson wouldn’t get baptized soon enough.

I’d stuff a sock in his mouth and bang him like a screen door in a hurricane.

D’Onofrio >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Vaughn.

They do! I just today learned the difference, and I’m old! Thanks, you guys!

Wrong! My half-Swedish neighbor in Nashville made braised parsnips for Thanksgiving one year from an old family recipe, and they were magnificent.

Probably all of the above. I’m like Pinkham: I hate, hate, hate marshmallow anything. Except s’mores, when they’re burnt to shit.

Poor Sen. Inhofe. Most of us outgrow our imaginary friends by the time we’re out of elementary school, but not him!

No. When DADT was repealed, there were weddings in military chapels.

Yes and no. Most liquor store owners also own a convenience store next door where they sell the mixers and paraphernalia. Also beer.

I think a lot of the disappointed people are young and/or naive. There was a messianic vibe among his supporters in the 2008 campaign; people acted like he walked on water, y’know? I was a Howard Dean volunteer in 2004 and I saw the same thing. When you have stars in your eyes, you can’t see.

Unless you live in Tennessee. Liquor stores aren’t allowed to sell anything but liquor and wine. Can’t sell mixers, corkscrews, snack foods, or anything else.

Damn you! Now I’m smelling the rancid butter in the carpets at the Uptown Theatre on Connecticut Ave. in DC in 1977.