Oh, honey. You probably weren’t even born when that bell tolled, unless you’re as old as I am.

Sunscreen, darling.

God bless the sponge! It was great.

Respect. The man went from hunky eye-candy to a fine career and has given the world some amazing work.

For God’s sake, give the man a break. One brilliant performance is enough for anyone. He’s given us several: Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Mean Streets.

I like it on toast with chutney.

More for you! Make some; it’s easy-peasy, especially if you have a food processor.

Did you know of this award before Miss Piggy? No, you did not. QED.

E-cigs are crap. You have to get at least an eGO/510 battery. Or at least you do if you smoked a pack a day for 30 years like I did.

You know why those other mammals do it? So they don’t leave evidence of recent birth for their predators to find.

Bullshit. They were never going to let George Costanza get married.

As to the current topic, one anecdote in the “Jazz” doc hit me. It was from a guy who was from a wealthy family in Austin, Tx. He said he’d only known black people as maids and yard workers, but he went to a concert by Louis Armstrong. And it blew him away. He realized he was hearing genius.

Tim Wise is the shit! That is all.

Baby, that ain’t a dog whistle; that’s one of those full-on coaches’ whistles with the little rolling ball inside.

Looks more like a church retreat space to me.

That’s not a photo op, that’s his family. Dude, have a little respect.

Oh, for God’s sake, people! It’s funny to see Amal Clooney, international human rights lawyer, hangin’ with a bunch of Kentucky rednecks.

I feel you, but you don’t feel Bobby Finger. He’s kinda demented, and he’s making fun of the stupidity of the coverage that’s sure to come of the Big Star and his Fabulous Furrin Wife going back to old Kentucky.

I got a probe thermometer, and I swear by it. It’s better for roasting than grilling, but you set it and wait for the beep. Don’t use the settings on the thermometer itself; they’re too high, and you’ll wind up overcooking everything.