My grandmother preferred Mr. Chesterfield...because he satisfies.

Aw, man, I still have the Oshkosh B’Gosh pinstriped shortalls I wore until the seam threatened to gut me from stem to stern.

You forgot Lisa and Susan.

Olds FTW!

If you had that bone structure, you’d do it too.

He’s running for president. There are primaries in states other than Maryland.

Y’all, people were really fucking stupid then.

Aw, you’re so cute.

scholarship boy

Rihanna truly lives it up. She was in the mood for Cuban food and, oh you know, just flew over to Cuba like it was nothing to satisfy her craving.

You are cordially invited to achieve carnal knowledge of your own sorry self.

It’s worth doing just to get it out there.

That’s why she mad. Deep in her heart of hearts, she knows it’s true.

The TN Democratic Women’s organization traditionally holds its big to-dos at the Hermitage Hotel in downtown Nashville.

Yes! Accept no substitutes!

Yeah, no.

People flip their shit when a baby dies. My sister died in a fire at 23 months, and my family imploded. At one point, my dad had my brother convinced it was his fault, even though he was a 6-month-old babe-in-arms at the time.

Well, that’s the purpose! If it’s OTC, you have to pay for it yourself, slut!

Egg-zactly!

The Running of the Feti! It happens in Pamplona every year! Where have you been?