Hey now! Don’t insult Dollar General like that!

Yes, I do, too! Never been a romance reader, and looked down on them for a long time (except for that tattered Kathleen Woodiwiss in my secret spank library).

I love turbans! I have a couple of microfiber ones because I have curly hair, and they’re the best. Wore one to the grocery store last week. I was wearing a ratty t-shirt and yoga pants, but my turban made me feel like Joan Collins.

Dude, that is so Season 2.

Yes, please God with a Batman Building on top!

Oh, and Obama’s just as bad as Bush, right?

That was my first reaction: Virginia Chance!

Food stamp purchases are already heavily limited, as anyone with eyes knows. Or are you a precious snowflake whose mommy does the grocery shopping, so you’ve never seen a “WIC approved” tag?

It’s insane. You can get mild cheddar but not sharp! And no swiss! Can’t have taxpayer money paying for holes!

Yeah, no, that’s not what they’re doing at all. When they tried this in Florida, it turned up an infinitesimal number of users and wasted a bunch of money.

No, just blinkered and self-indulgent. Contact your city and state reps and pressure them for more regulatory oversight and enforcement.

But, see, that’s what Jia is talking about. How does doing your own nails help the situation?

Yeah, because a lot of women reacted to the story by saying they’d quit going to nail salons (this site even published a manicure tutorial for the guilt-ridden), when what’s really needed is regulatory enforcement and worker organization.

Forced-birthers also have a hard-on for teenage abortions, claiming providers are destroying evidence of statutory rape.

Thank you for responding to the sea lion. I didn’t think I could do so in a civil manner.

Did you even watch the trailer?

Better to call their offices, actually. They don’t read mail, and it takes forever to get to them because of security concerns.

Sssssiiizzzzzler!

That’s just a taste. The TXGOP platform is a smorgasbord of crazy.

Hahahahaaaa! Good one!