Sounds like a taxpayer-money-wastin’ boondoggle to me!

The former. And you’re right: It’s only shorter in writing.

Uh, Ms. Hope is not white.

Her style is the bomb! She always looks spiffy and never wears a muumuu. Just saw her on Graham Norton, and she looked so cute!

They already are. It’s called titanium.

In Nashville, they changed it from noon to 10 am, because the Titans games start at noon.

Good Lord, how incredibly tedious.

It’s not implausible that it’s a coincidence. The setup kind of suggests itself.

Actually, they’re not. The brothers who started Aldi had a big falling-out years ago, so they divided the world into Aldi North and Aldi South and went their separate ways. The brother who owns US Aldis is not the one whose family trust owns Trader Joe’s.

Given, it looks like a not-so-good execution, but shrimp & grits doesn’t get far outside its SC home, so presumably this child eats grits.

You shut your filthy mouth! Popeye’s fried chicken is awesome!

Yes. It’s a classic staple of South Carolina Low Country cuisine. Usually saucier, though. It’s cooked in a tomato-based sauce.

That is shrimp and grits, you ignoramus, and it is delicious.

Unfair comparison. Film is an inherently collective medium. Songwriting, not so much.

You should watch Orphan Black. Alison Hendrix’s friends bring her sangria in coffee go-cups.

I just do frozen limeade with two cans of water and one can of tequila. Done!

Gross. No. Rachael Ray is the doyenne of fast meals made good.

Dude, I was a (Lutheran) confirmation class dropout, so I educated myself as an adult. When I delved into Trinitarian theology, I had to put my head between my legs. It’s queasy-making!

So how long have you been fucking this so-called wedding photographer?

You blogged about it? Well, that changes everything!