Zin in the summer? Ew. Zin is earthy; I drink it with beefy rib-sticking winter stews.

...and utterly unrealated to any actual facts.

That’s paranoid bullshit from a movie — made in the 1950s. Nobody’s going to destroy anybody. Hillary was the inevitable nominee this time in 2007, and look what happened!

That is bullshit. All the Af-Am members of Congress are Democrats, as are most of the women. The GOP trots out a few tokens, but nobody actually votes them into office.

Yeah, Woody Guthrie and Marvin Gaye are in heaven saying, “That’s nice.”

When I was a tiny girl, my dad shaved his off, and was reading the paper. I crawled into his lap, then he dropped the paper. He says I screamed bloody murder.

I have curly hair, and I use conditioner to clean it most of the time. Most have mild surfactants, and I have conditioner specifically for cleansing. Only shampoo once a week, but that’s for my scalp.

I’m germophilic, so I never cared about this, but my new bathroom has a separate room for the toilet, so that’s nice.

Yeah, back when CSI started, it was a regular sweeps-week trick for local news station to get out the black light on hotel bedspreads and ATM keyboards.

It’s like crying wolf, except the wolf doesn’t eat you, it eats the poor bastard with anaphylactic shock. Or the line cook who gets behind because he has to leave his station to get out the clean equipment during dinner rush. It’s so, so wrong.

Well, maybe he wanted to make sure he didn’t need to take additional precautions like he would if you actually had Celiac disease.

I used to get orders for Courvosier XO and Coke. Such a waste of good liquor — and money! Just fucking get the E&J if you’re gonna mix it like that!

Yeah, it’s gross. Treating fellow human beings like crabs in a bucket.

This is true. Also, I use my rice cooker to make it. Easy-peazy. Makes a nice tabbouleh, too.

Best what? Clown?

That’s awesome!

Thai stick. I’m an old.

Steroids.

I think they’re planning to have kids. I saw a recent interview with her, and she was talking about freezing her eggs. It was a big fashion spread dealie.

Oh, gurl, you need to see Valley Of the Dolls.