So, it’s like, the opposite of Family Feud.

Love American Style?! God, I loved that show!

News I can use! I shall christen my belly “Malt Beverage Tummity-Tum”!

He called off the dogs from the women religious.

She’s leaning slightly, and the bodice is too big, so it’s gapping.

What did Fudgy the Whale ever do to you?

Yeah, seems like she means well enough, but she should maybe get some education before she goes off half-cocked like that.

Uhhh...’cause she’s kinda dumb? Or at least ignorant.

I’ve always liked her. She looked like she was about to jump out of her skin by the end of that interview.

Good Lord. Why couldn’t he just dip her pigtail in an inkwell?

Esquire did a profile on him several years ago, and his life story is like something out of Steinbeck. He got out of a shithole of a busted mining town on the back of Golden Gloves boxing and sheer pluck.

You’re supposed to watch it and pull it out once the pops slow down! I always jump on it, because I like old maids, anyway.

Kris Jenner said she was watching with him.

So true. When local news organizations constantly churn through reporters and lay off veterans, so much institutional memory is lost.

Yeah, my girlfriend lived in NYC in the early ‘90s, in Little Italy. She said her block was all mafia guys’ grandmas, so their neighborhood was safe as houses.

But that really happened. There was a juvenile court judge in Philadelphia who was getting kickbacks from some detention facility/charnel house for every bed he filled.

He didn’t abandon his faith, he left the Southern Baptists.

I lived in Nashville for years, and the song is king there. I remember going to a party where one grizzled old dude had just gotten a song on Garth Brooks’s Christmas album.

Suzanne Vega probably says, “Thanks! More songwriting royalties for me!”

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