Pond’s makes a cucumber cold cream that’s a little less heavy feeling. I really like it.

I like Polar. They have great flavors, like Pomegranate. They also have limited editions with wacky flavors like blackberry-bergamot (which was awesome).

That’s Barbara Stanwyck, in Babyface, a great pre-code movie.

Bzzzt! Wrong! We are justified by grace, not by works.

My Amamah and her baby brother and sister had a kiddie act in Vaudeville. They wowed ’em in Gloucester.

I like this. Reese is a Harpeth Hall girl. She is a terrific actress.

Oh, for God’s sake, it was a joke.

My old neighborhood in East Nashville had a big sign on the side of the road: Don’t pour grease down the sink! I never did, because my plumbing was so old and I’d spent so many hours snaking it. Ugh.

No, we’re accepting the fact that hospice staff met with the husband and and family, and reached an agreement that the wife was no longer capable of giving consent.

The Onion ran a story about a soon-to-be-constructed $8 billion-dollar abortionplex several years ago, and people believed it! Even a congressman!

That’s proper usage, y’all. The plural is “all y’all.”

It is gorgeous, isn’t it? So simple.

They have a second, unaffected plant in Alabama, so maybe they were made there?

You can caramelize onions in another crock pot. Slice up a 3 lb. bag of onions, throw them in, dot with butter, and cook on high for 5 hours, stirring every hour or so. When they’re done, form them into little haystacks on a parchment-lined cookie sheet and freeze. When frozen, pack haystacks into a freezer bag.

I just remember all Johnny Carson’s jokes about it.

So that’s what happened to Kandy Ho!

Don't you remember Wings's "Jet"?

VitaMix. They’re tanks, and they’re very expensive.

This is true. The PF Chang's in Nashville was right next to a Border's.

Naw, dude, it was called “grit” years ago when it was that newspaper you could sell in some kind of Horatio Alger–inspired Ponzi scheme.