Dear Lord! I hope you know that’s not normal. Sometimes it’s hard to tell.

Whatever, child.

Yeah, I'm an old movie buff, so I don't have any issues with remakes. Hell, I can rattle off five directors who remade their own damn movies.

Eh. Those heels are nuttin'. I could run in those. And I'm a heel wimp.

I’m sorry you had such a bad experience. Especially when you were trying to give back to the larger community.

I think the issue is that it'll be de-fanged by being on broadcast TV. That's my concern, anyway.

PRE-SUMP-TU-OUS!

Your child is wise beyond her years.

Fuck you, no, it has nothing to do with the Bible. The rights and responsibilities of marriage are woven throughout all areas of the law: property rights, medical consent, criminal proceedings. You can't have people going around getting married to ten different people because they make a big mess.

Pretty sure both companies are divisions of Limited. At least they used to be.

I would assume it’s more like those states haven’t passed a law against rapists suing for custody. It doesn’t seem to fall along the usual red/blue lines. I noticed Maryland was bad, but, like, Alabama was good.

That’s not it at all. They’re doing it to grab the attention to the average Joe/Jane who might not be aware of how meager food assistance really is.

I used a garlic press. And swore never again, and bought the bottled stuff.

Gawd! Someone else who gets it!

If you believe that, you’re incredibly unperceptive.

Meh. Seems like Food Network is all competition shows these days.

I’ve caught one or two of those, and it’s not bad! She hangs out with her friends and makes dinner. It’s simple stuff like roast chicken and roasted Brussels sprouts, to which she converted Nathan Fillion.

I love that show! And the recipes look great, though they’re still all on my “To Cook” list. I also love her friend Bobby, the noodge.

Oh, Jesus! I caught the beginning of that movie on cable one night, and it was horrifying. And I've never been skiing in my life.

But what about giant carrot-men?! Or was he more of a parsnip? And did you know he was played by James Arness, AKA Marshall Matt Dillon?