May Yakima Canutt reach up from the grave and snatch her bald-headed.

Eh, I refuse to let these creeps rob me of my love of God and my hippy-dippy Lutheran upbringing. I just shrug at their wrongitude and go to choir practice.

Well, I wouldn’t call it hysteria. Listeria is pretty nasty.

Yes, it did. And Lane Bryant and Victoria’s Secret are both owned by Limited, as well, so the “pot-shot” comment was wrong.

That’s O’Brien. Mrs. Patmore is the cook.

People say that, but why would you manufacture a toupèe like that? Who would do that? And how?

It wasn’t a Rolling Stone glamour shot. It’s a photo Rolling Stone pulled off his social media.

Which was a remake of...Nights of Cabiria!

Oh, gawd! Once you buy a red hat, you might as well get a tattoo on your forehead that says, “I have given up. I will never get laid again.”

Sister! Mine were Victorian-era British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli and saturnine film villain George Sanders.

That's funny. All I see is a condescending twerp with a poor grasp of metaphor.

I would assume they were using fluoridated toothpaste; at least he didn't say anything about avoiding fluoride. But it wasn't enough.

I wouldn't bother with Nestlé. It's a waste of time, and annoys the pig. Write to your state reps and get them to implement stronger regulations. More likelihood of results, as Dems control the Lege.

I met a guy who gave his kids all bottled water when they were little, because it was supposedly healthier. They wound up with tons of cavities because they weren't getting fluoride.

No, you. Pinkham was stating a simple fact. Corporations have one purpose: to make money. They're amoral. When they do nice things, it's for PR, which enhances profit.

It was bullshit. They blatantly ripped off the underlying groove, but the songs are completely different. The Thompson Twins' "Lies" nicked the bass line from War's "Low Rider," and nobody said boo.

Aqua Net.

I saw him on @Midnight the other night. I’d never heard of him before, but he’s utterly charming!

It does have a certain poetic justice, but I’d be reluctant to foist a sociopath on families who are already suffering.

Howard Johnson’s got his HoJo workin’, got his HoJo workin’ on me!