Uh, I think "sentient" is a stretch. They're bugs.

One of my best rekkids is Nile Rodgers's solo album with a Japanese rapper.

I copy-and-pasted that.

Is that universal? I kinda doubt it, if only because a lot of organizations don't have room or personnel/time to keep track of a bunch of household goods. They might prefer to just give the woman a Target gift card or something.

Yes, dammit. Comments like this are really unhelpful. Even such obvious questions need to be asked and quantified.

Ah, classic. And for those who've never seen it, Molly Ivins's 1991 takedown of the execrable Paglia:

this morning's break-shit-inducing carefree white grilling.

She still makes my flesh crawl.

Sadly, yes! Hell, there are young drag queens who are unaware of the very existence of Judy Garland!

No, they're state ABC cops, and the UVA president has asked the governor for an investigation. Luckily, Governor Terry Mac, while a bit of a goob, is a pretty good guy, so I'd like to think it'll be investigated.

It's SOP in every college town in America! If you're the cops, you confiscate it and send the poor sucker on his way.

Hell, I was a bartender for years, and when college kids came in with fake IDs, I didn't even take them, I just kicked them out and told them you get what you pay for.

More than that, he designs for people with disabilities.

I really wish you guys would quit with your ignorance about trademark law. Y'all write the same goddamn story every time, where it's a manichean struggle between good and evil.

No, she hasn't. Jessica Alba isn't doing this personally just to fuck with people. Her company has a trademark, and the company's counsel is doing what they're required to do to keep it.

No, wrong. Trademark law requires that you vigilantly protect your trademark, or you can lose it. Her lawyers (and the ones from the fancy face cream company) are doing exactly what they're supposed to.

You're confused because you don't read well. I don't care if you're skinny as a rake. Any recipe with a sauce of butter, cheese, sour cream, and cream of mushroom soup is not healthy.

And we only saw a snippet. Katya posted on Tumbler that they turned off the cameras, and Ru laid into them like a fishwife: "How old are you? 24? Bitch, I've got food in my fridge older than you!"

And even if you have to draw on a beard, you can do something interesting with it — draw a curly beard with black eyebrow pencil, or paint on a handlebar mustache. She just smudged on some black greasepaint.

No, Max's accent is perfect. Her persona is Old Hollywood Glamour, so she uses the Mid-Atlantic accent that actresses used to speak with back in the day. (That's Mid-Atlantic as in not quite American, not quite British; not Bawlmer.)