4. You can chat with the other folks at the bar, or the bartender.

Inorite? I'm so old, I remember when These Kids Today didn't know Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings.

No, darlin', your own joke was over your head to begin with. Bleach is incredibly volatile. That's why it's dated like milk. It breaks down into water and mineral salts the minute it goes down the drain.

No, darlin', your own joke was over your head to begin with. Bleach is incredibly volatile. That's why it's dated…

I noticed that, too. These models are able to gracefully walk in ridiculous heels, so seeing them hobble down the runway was disturbing.

Christina Aguilera was a "diva" on the set of Nashville, insisting on her own private chef: "All Christina did was order taco bell and eat canned chili," says an insider. "The chef had no idea why he was even there."

Or you could read the fucking ingredients.

Or you could read the fucking ingredients.

Get the pomegranate. It doesn't have peppermint oil in it.

Get the pomegranate. It doesn't have peppermint oil in it.

Donald Duck in Mathland!

Wisconsin Death Trip.

I lived in Tennessee for years, so I can tell you got some perversion of a recipe. Not even the Carolinas would do something like that. — j/k: I love all barbecue, TN, Carolinas, Texas, whatever.

Noooo! Not Butterstick!

Dude, ix-nay on the E-word-ay, said the lady who's about Madonna's age.

So have you known Mr. Kutcher long? Did you grow up with him, or do you have ESP?

Why should anyone care why he's doing it? It's a good idea, and he has enough social media followers that he could possibly effect change.

But she didn't. She's done quite well for herself on Broadway.

Who died and made you The Amazing Kreskin?

Social Jurassic Raptor is not a feminist; it is a troll.

Yes! Our reviewer is too young to remember "Come Fly With Me," and other facets of the stewardess-as-sex-object culture.

Good point!

Actually, it's the other way around. Evangelicals used to not give a shit about birth control, or even abortion. But then they decided to ally with right-wing Catholics, so those opinions became invalid.