USMNT hands down. Supposed deepest team ever, rigged qualifying system to help them make the World Cup, playing against Mexico and a bunch of banana republics, and still botched it.  While the entire world watched and laughed.

The 2-9 Raiders aren’t going anywhere but down.

Are you talking to me or the business owners?

It’s ruined because tipping is stupid and I would rather it all just be baked into the cost. Pay employees a fair wage and let me leave feedback if they are shitty drivers.

Because it is not expected?

Never in my life have I or will I tip anybody other than a waiter/waitress or my barber, that’s it, everybody else can fuck off.

Wait, we’re suppose to tip hotel housekeeping staff now? When did this start? Has this always been a thing?

How much money does this usually cost you?

Take the Cardinals’ rollout field down to Mexico City. It’s not like the Cards are using it.

Go back to putting it in glass bottles and calling it Corona.

What are the fans going to do with all of the bags of urine they’ve been stockpiling?

As a Chiefs fan, I think the only reasonable thing to do is suspend Donald a game and teach him a lesson.

If you can’t masturbate in a bar at 9:15AM in Vegas then where can you masturbate in a bar at 9:15AM at?

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Nick Mullens has lost the Raiders locker room.

Shout out to Fox for giving viewers like half a second of warning before gleefully showing off Mostert’s arm snapping like a glow stick. 

To clarify, “sitting” while playing for Thibs means Butler will only play 41 minutes tonight.

Rodgers gets to go home and add to his years-long list of reasons why he’d be justified in murdering his teammates and coaches.

Maybe CMT wants to have a news show.