No, Lance was ballin tonight!  Even LeBron said that the only reason they won was because of Lance.  Watch the game, it changed in the last few minutes when he gave no fucks.  He keeps playing like this and he will be 6th man of the year!

Prior to the arrest Kelly was involved in physical altercations with a guest at Von Miller’s party.

Ageist? Maybe, though an understandable mistake based on your childish blog posts. Sexist? That’s you projecting. Journalist? Not even close.

pretty sexist to describe a 28 year old female journalist as a child

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

I’m sorry, but the list of political dynamics and issues where Obama needs an explainer from Libby Watson is exceedingly short.

Even God knew Florida and Texas needed to be separated by a large body of water and 2 states no one ever wants to drive through.

The problem isn’t going for two but that incredibly shitty play they drew up.

If you listen, you can hear 500 guys in Jersey typing “He sure likes water when he’s got a boat though.”

The Giants training staff suggested it actually.

He looks like what I used to daydream when watching my son’s third grade tackle football team. Man, I would wreck those kids.

If you think the way they got Manny Machado to fit into a Yankees uniform is disturbing you should see how they get one to fit on CC Sabathia.

I assume whoever is in charge of Photoshops over at NYDN is still paid even less than this work is worth.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

Here’s a thought. If your catcher, who appeared in the 6th most games at catcher in 2017, appeared worn out to the point that he was unplayable at the end of last season, then maybe it was a poor idea to have him appear in TWENTY more games (1st in majors) this year?

Countertake:

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I dunno. White guys with dreadlocks are usually pretty insufferable. 

On the one hand, that’s an obvious targeting offense, the reversal is ridiculous, and I never want to see a defenseless 18-year-old take a hit to the head. But on other hand, the call went against USC, so my ruling: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯