It’s “UCF”

All right, kid, looks like you have to give the Baez ball back.

Hate this shit. Back in the day graffiti writers were excited when their work got up in films or whatever. Now you got these “street artists” commissioned and paid to do work in public spaces who then feel like they own the copyright to that public space.

Then we get to the most bizarre pitch of the competiton: a pitcher delivering the ball from the zenith of a trampoline bounce

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

Is... is all of Miami covered in toxic waste? There’s 5 miles between the remains of “Ole Smokey” and the golf course in question...

So these guys got into the house without force and demanded specific items instead of just robbing the victim? Yea this isn't Shady at all....

He couldn’t be dumb enough to have someone break-in and demand the same items that are being requested in the court proceedings... could he?

This article is way too simplistic. Many people might benefit from a Roth, but it’s not as cut and dry as it seems. See my other comments re: contributions @ your top tax rate vs withdrawals @ your effective rate.

Well if a UFC employee says that one of its biggest draws is on the level, I guess I have to agree.

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

#30 may have a future as an offensive lineman.

A player who sets a screen shall not (1) assume a position nearer than a normal step from an opponent, if that opponent is stationary and unaware of the screener’s position, or (2) make illegal contact with an opponent when he assumes a position at the side or front of an opponent, or (3) assume a position so near to…

The last guy I knew who went by Spider suffered a much worse fate.

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

Isn’t it great that you get to recycle your prediction from 2007-2008 when you were wrong and try again? 

...but plans to loop geosynchronous spacecraft around the moon will solve the issue.

What you wrote:

I knew it was a David Tracy story when I saw the lead picture of some nasty, old, corroded transmission case.