Purity doesn’t matter when it comes to the law. Just weight.

In response, the Red Sox have cut Lucky Whitehead.

I don’t agree with Deadspin’s take on this. Half of the comments under the articles here are making fun of horrible things. The first comment under the Kellen Winslow article was about old women and tight ends.

I obviously think that Lewandowski is a complete dipshit and his comment is as callous as it gets. But…

I’d like to nominate people that talk about and treat their pets as if they are actual children.

3) something cute their kid said

Two such things:

Few things are more insufferable than listening to someone try to explain why something is funny.

Yup. It got pretty messi at the end there. 

they need to hide some Germans on their team

I’ve never watched the show, so what the hell is up with that set?

Getting hit in the face with a hot dog is the wurst.

It’s been less than 100 years since Nazis literally tried to destroy your country, you feckless asswipe. Your father probably fought in the war! Kindly fuck off forever.

On the bright side, this display of antisemitism lacks teeth.

Big words coming from an Islanders fan.

Remember folks, doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with.

No writer attribution? Cowardly. Also, I don’t approve of doxing anyone, even if they are garbage people. Work within the system or change it. Don’t be a little bitch about it. Let me go track down HamNo’s number and a few other choice writers since it’s open game.

No writters name. You know they expect blowback

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

This would have been settled peacefully if everybody had been armed.