Yea, hulking out in front of the ump is not a praguematic choice

the oldest living person according to the Russian government

It’s saying Laurel, how is this even a blog post

Was he really taking it as a masking agent? Or was he taking it to look a little slimmer and drop some water weight? I guess no one truly Cano for sure...

Exactly why he cut the straps remains unclear.

Keeping your keys in car is a smart move. Nothing kills a party like some bartender confiscating them because youve had like 15 drinks or whatever

I really don’t think Washington, DC is the place for an aging, unsophisticated has-been tabloid fodder of questionable competence who’s in denial about his hair loss and has been known to pay for sex.

Is this satire? It’s really hard to tell.

I mean, it was over. They were down three. Ben Simmons needs about 95 minutes to close that gap.

I was actually yelling at my TV for Brown to call a time out during the Celtics run in the second quarter. Would it have helped? Who knows? But it would have given his young team a chance to catch their breath and maybe, ever so slightly, slow down Boston’s momentum.

Don’t talk to me about the most expensive double of your career.

Does that make Ben’s new nickname “Olive, the other reindeer”?

His hatred of Rudolph burns so bright, you would almost say it glows.

Seven Canadian or US dollars?

Let’s start a GoFundMe account.

What was Drake’s endgame here? Perkins is probably one of the last guys on the court I would want to piss off. I would pay...seven dollars to see Kendrick Perkins beat the shit out of Drake.

You’re absolutely right, but at that point just pick it up–better an indirect free kick in the box than a gimme goal.

Good point. And if you’re not taking the time to balance your checkbook, I doubt you’re going to put in the time to monitor certified mail receipts.

I love how you just gloss over the fact that there is a cost to certified mail. I could be wrong, but I doubt the frequency of this type of fraud is worth paying an extra fee on every check mailed. I’m talking big picture here - obviously in Aimee’s case it seems worth it, even though her money was returned.

He’ll never be a Cardinal.