While you’re waiting in line for 2 hours to get in at your snobby hipster, organic mozzerella pizza place, only to pay $25+ for a fig and prosciutto pizza, Second Deck and I are gonna have eaten our way through every god damn delicious slice that Costco has pumped out during that time. And we’ll only have spent $10…

This is a bad take, and you should feel bad.

If the choice is between being robbed and wearing overalls or a chain wallet, they can just have my fucking money.

I’m not trying to say a chain wallet’s a great look, but it looks less stupid than overalls at least.

I couldn’t stand Mitt Romney in 2012. Now he seems like a kind and wise man who just has political views that differ from mine.

Dude coached a hockey team before the Spurs?

The tweet actually does say celebrating the life of Barbara Bush. Now, you can debate if that is actually a thing, but in order not to appear like Fox News, I think this does need correcting in this thread.

This joke really falls flat.

He wrote, as he worked on his third pitcher of Shirley Temples.

Kyrie Irving also thinks Imbiid’s orbital issues are complete bullshit.

Hiring Freeze Prevents Hiring Freeze.

Not enough people do...

You seem to be implying that Dez can run 50 yards without dropping the ball.

“Dez walked out saying I’ll see Guys twice this year”

Initially we just thought that Icognito was your average schoolyard bully. But given what’s happened to Martin’s life since, it turns out Richie might be one of the greatest bullies of all time. It really makes you reconsider where you rank him.

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

Ah yes, the Gran Turismo/Any Forza title Online method.

Wow, this team’s motto truly should be “Nah, maybe we should just pass instead!”

Please stop replaying all.

“More like Trystin’ Thompson right guys?”