It’s poetry.

Hmm. No stars and they fade away. I wonder what they’re trying to say?

It’s good to see the Kings recognize our right to assemble, even if it’s 250 years late.

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...How? She’s basically invisible until she’s within 20ft of a car on a 45MPH road. There’s no way in hell it’s stopping in time, and I’m not sure if it’s able to “panic swerve” around her in time.

To be fair, the defender was clearly TRYING to trip him, and from his angle, the ref saw the defender’s leg whipping across, and the attacker falling.

You forgot to not include one of the greatest rappers of all time in your list of embarrassments.

He should have been Incognito.

Better than Alt, right?

The NCAA will waive Sean Miller’s show cause penalty if he serves 5 years at Pitt.

Judge Violates Gag Order

If ever there were a time for the “Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white man” meme.

This man will not shut up or dribble.

That’s what you get for Russian into things.

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

“he’s had the freedom to ask me for it whenever he wanted”

I appreciate the sentiment, but also am extremely dubious at the idea that a teen boy isn’t watching porn based on the amount he’s willing to report his use to his mom.

Dad...is that you?

Never give a mugger money. Yes, you might get killed, but society as a whole will benefit as mugging becomes unprofitable.